Entry: Erinella Story, cont. Jun 5, 2004



While Erinella, ALexandros and Amybeth were on their honeymoon, Kelsell was trying to find a way to get Honker's attention. She thought that jealousy would work. So she decided to give Evanolomythat chance. She went over to Evanolomy's hut with a coconut. Evanolomy opened the door (oh wait, there is none) Evanolomy greeted Kelsell, took the coconut, cracked it in half, drank the sugary make-you-very-hyper(-I've-tried-it-before)-milk and threw the remains at Kelsell's head. She was gonna say "I came to give you a second chance!" but Evanolomy, as weak as he may look, threw the coconut hard enough at Kelsell to knock her unconcious. Evanolomy, who Kelsell dumped because he hadn't fully evolved, like his ape-ish mama, was  hairy and spoke ape-ish, decided to kill Kelsell slowly and painfully. 

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timmothy
March 10, 2005   10:45 PM PST
 
i like the word fuck."you put the lime in the coconut and fuck it all about!"

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